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Tom “Run Away” DeLay!

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Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! {with apologies to Monty Python}

“Like a schoolyard bully, DeLay's bravado fell apart when confronted by authority.”

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high-muck-a-muck (HI-muk-uh-muk) noun, also high-mucky-muck, high-muckety-muck, high muckamuck, muck-a-muck, muckety-muck, etc.: An important, high-ranking person, especially one who behaves in a pompous or arrogant manner. [From Chinook Jargon hayo makamak (plenty to eat), from hayo (ten or plenty) + Nootka makamak (eat, food, the part of whale meat between blubber and flesh.] as reported in A.Word.A.Day, December 2, 2003

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"The penalty that good men pay for not being interested in politics is to be governed by men worse than themselves". -Plato, philosopher (427-347 BCE)

Noteable Quotes:

"Being called partisan and vindictive by Tom DeLay is like being called ugly by a frog." - Travis County District Attorney Ronnie Earle as reported in the Dallas Morning News

"I am the federal government."-- Rep. Tom DeLay (Responding to a security guard who told him to extinguish his cigar in accordance with the law of the federal government.). Washington Post, May 15, 2003

"A woman can take care of the family. It takes a man to provide structure. To provide stability." -- Majority Leader Tom DeLay in an interview with conservative commentator Armstrong Williams

"It's never been proven that air toxics (sic) are hazardous to people." -- Houston Chronicle, October 27, 1990

"We have a small faction, and they are a minority, who believe they are there to govern. Then there is the majority of us who believe that indeed we are there to govern but more importantly we are there to be an opposition to the Democratic philosophy and the only way to do that is through confrontation." -- Tom Delay as reported in the Houston Chronicle, April 14, 1991

"You can support the troops but not the president." --Rep Tom Delay (R-TX)

"American foreign policy is now one huge big mystery. Simply put, the administration is trying to lead the world with a feel-good foreign policy." -Representative Tom Delay (R-TX)

"I cannot support a failed foreign policy. History teaches us that it is often easier to make war than peace. This administration is just learning that lesson right now. The President began this mission with very vague objectives and lots of unanswered questions. A month later, these questions are still unanswered. There are no clarified rules of engagement. There is no timetable. There is no legitimate definition of victory. There is no contingency plan for mission creep. There is no clear funding program. There is no agenda to bolster our overextended military. There is no explanation defining what vital national interests are at stake. There was no strategic plan for war when the President started this thing, and there still is no plan today" -Representative Tom Delay (R-TX)

"Bombing a sovereign nation for ill-defined reasons with vague objectives undermines the American stature in the world. The international respect and trust for America has diminished every time we casually let the bombs fly." -Representative Tom Delay (R-TX)

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malversation (mal-vuhr-SAY-shuhn) noun: Corrupt behavior in public office.. [From Middle French malversation, from malverser (to embezzle), from Latin maleversari (to behave badly), from male (ill) + versari (to behave), from vertere (to turn). Ultimately from Indo-European root wer- (to turn or bend) that is also the source of words such as wring, weird, writhe, worth, revert, and universe.] as reported in A Word a Day, August 23, 2005

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